I’m a shitastic blogger and don’t edit my photos so I can’t participate in the Blogtober Day 23 prompt which is to share our favorite Instagram editing apps. SO, I am going to talk about one of the prompts I missed when I was on blogging hiatus.
I’m not going to lie I wake up every morning with this mantra:
JUST KIDDING. Relax, I’m not that cocky.
It was hard for me to think of things that I consider myself an expert in but once I started to compile a list.. I was pretty impressed with myself.
1 – I’m great at worrying. If you need someone to worry about something that hasn’t happened or may never happen – I’m your girl.
2 – Burning my mouth on food before it has time to properly cool. I have zero control when it comes to shoveling food into my mouth hole immediately after it comes out of the oven. I have the scars to prove it.
3 – I’m also an expert at making a complete mess of myself, my clothing, the floor, the counters, the dog, etc. when eating. I have yet to eat maple syrup without getting it all over myself, including my hair.
4 – I’m the best at avoiding wedding planning. I’ve been with Paco forever and we’ve been engaged for over 2 years and we JUST started to plan. August 29, 2015!
5 – Road rage. I am the absolute best at becoming completely enraged when behind the steering wheel of a car.
6 – Binge watching House of Cards. I watched every episode Netflix had to offer in a couple weeks.
7 – Forgetting things. I make To-Do lists daily and still manage to get nothing done.
8 – I’m also pretty fantastic at making people believe I am serious about something when I am in fact being 100% snarky and sarcastic.
What things do you consider yourself an expert at?