Blogtober.. I’m an Expert at Excellence

I’m a shitastic blogger and don’t edit my photos so I can’t participate in the Blogtober Day 23 prompt which is to share our favorite Instagram editing apps. SO, I am going to talk about one of the prompts I missed when I was on blogging hiatus.

Don’t Worry, I’m an Expert.

I’m not going to lie I wake up every morning with this mantra:



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JUST KIDDING. Relax, I’m not that cocky.

It was hard for me to think of things that I consider myself an expert in but once I started to compile a list.. I was pretty impressed with myself.

1 – I’m great at worrying. If you need someone to worry about something that hasn’t happened or may never happen – I’m your girl.

2 – Burning my mouth on food before it has time to properly cool. I have zero control when it comes to shoveling food into my mouth hole immediately after it comes out of the oven. I have the scars to prove it.

3 – I’m also an expert at making a complete mess of myself, my clothing, the floor, the counters, the dog, etc. when eating. I have yet to eat maple syrup without getting it all over myself, including my hair.

4 – I’m the best at avoiding wedding planning. I’ve been with Paco forever and we’ve been engaged for over 2 years and we JUST started to plan. August 29, 2015!

5 – Road rage. I am the absolute best at becoming completely enraged when behind the steering wheel of a car.

6 – Binge watching House of Cards. I watched every episode Netflix had to offer in a couple weeks.

7 – Forgetting things. I make To-Do lists daily and still manage to get nothing done.

8 – I’m also pretty fantastic at making people believe I am serious about something when I am in fact being 100% snarky and sarcastic.

What things do you consider yourself an expert at?

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5 thoughts on “Blogtober.. I’m an Expert at Excellence

  1. I worry enough for all my family and friends and I make a point to say \”you're welcome\” to them for it. Also, House of Cards was amazing…way more intense than I thought it was going to be when I first started watching it! I hope the next season comes out soon!

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  2. You never cease to make me laugh! I also did not participate in Blogtober today because I still don't get Instagram and couldn't care less about the different filters. 😉 PS – I nominated you for a blogger award. check out my page to see it 🙂

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