I was browsing through Facespace the other day and you know how it goes – you click on a link (even though you know you shouldn’t) and it leads to one page, and then to another and to another and so on until it’s 2 a.m. and your eyes are all blood shot and googly looking. Well, I came upon this Buzzfeed link about things that don’t make sense and it inspired me to create my own list.
How my perfect little short haired border collie sheds more hair than a yeti.
Why beer tastes better at a sporting event.
Why the last hour of work drags on longer than the first 7.
How I manage to get every red light on the way home from work.
Why I look 10x worse using the front face selfie camera thing on the iPhone.
Why Walmart/Target/CVS/Rite Aid/Walgreens/every store in the southern tier is always out of CoverGirl Perfect Point Plus eyeliner in the shade espresso.
Why leggings are still a thing.
Why it’s always beautiful and sunny from 7:30am – 4pm but at 4:30pm when I get home it starts to downpour.
Why prospective employer’s want you to have a minimum of 10 years of experience, your Masters Degree in Business, your Ph.D. in Nuclear Medicine, and 5,000 hours of community service helping orphaned monkeys but then only offer you $10 an hour.
What are some things that don’t make sense to you?
Sincerely and Sarcastically,