Over the past year or so of blogging on and off I have accumulated several blog posts that I wrote and love. I reverted them all back to drafts recently when I was still trying to figure out what I wanted to do with this space. I decided to bring some of those posts back in a weekly segment called The Vault. So if you’ve already seen these – feel free to ignore. If not, please enjoy!
Sincerely & Sarcastically,
I have tried this 100’s of times and I cannot pull it off. I look awful. Everyone else looks stunning and classy when their hair is styled in a chic middle part. It makes my face look long, odd shaped and just scary. Like this:
I have a problem fitting in jeans – no matter what style, shape or brand. They are either too long in the legs, too tight around the waist, too baggy in the butt, etc. I have always struggled to find jeans so when this skinny trend hit I nearly cried. I do not own a pair of jeans that I am 100% happy wearing. BRING BACK PARIS BLUE BELL BOTTOM FLARE JEANS!
I think I’m just too self conscious to have tight/nearly see through pants on. I have a couple pairs of black leggings but I’ve never worn them anywhere but to my mom’s house. On a Sunday. At night. When it was dark. And I was drunk..
BECAUSE I can’t find skinny jeans or leggings to tuck them into. UGH.
When I wear a tank, with a chunky knit sweater, and a chevron scarf with 14 thousand and fifty bracelets I look like I gained 45 lbs and like I’m trying WAY to hard to be trendy. It doesn’t look natural. Or trendy.
I have to admit I was in love with a few CW shows (Gossip Girl) back in the day I watched some other awful teen shows too. However.. this show. I just. Can’t. I tried. I reallllly tried to watch this show and like it. After seeing so much hype about the show I rented the first season on Netflix (yes, I am the only person in America to still receive the DVD’s vs streaming) and I watched a few episodes. But I just feel.. old? I don’t know. It’s a high school show and I feel creepy watching it.